Prasad dada is one of my friend and a social activist and a member of India 2020 Dr Abdul Kalam's team.
He sent me the following equations- I am reproducing the same. I enjoyed it a lot.
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
I know of at least one person who will enjoy this.
Good one :-) Your best blogpost ;). Take a print, put up in a hoarding across the city.. the last bit about getting married!
ReplyDeleteSir mehannga padega mujhe. Hoardings lagane se kuch hoga nahi log phir bhi wahi karenge
ReplyDeleteI will sponsor it Sire. Worth spending :D
ReplyDeleteAmazing post Sir, Harish sir seems very happy abt this...
ReplyDeletesir but now a days the equation is woman = eat + sleep + earn money +spend
ReplyDeletethus making women equivalent to spending men na??
sir loved this post of yours ..it was very humorous :).. especially the last part....but I have a bit of doubt in first equation...you said 'Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy and
ReplyDeleteDonkey = eat + sleep'....but donkey works as well na? we say it in hindi- gadha majduri karna....then how does the 1st equation holds good??