Prasad dada is one of my friend and a social activist and a member of India 2020 Dr Abdul Kalam's team.
He sent me the following equations- I am reproducing the same. I enjoyed it a lot.
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
I know of at least one person who will enjoy this.
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6 comments:
Good one :-) Your best blogpost ;). Take a print, put up in a hoarding across the city.. the last bit about getting married!
Sir mehannga padega mujhe. Hoardings lagane se kuch hoga nahi log phir bhi wahi karenge
I will sponsor it Sire. Worth spending :D
Amazing post Sir, Harish sir seems very happy abt this...
sir but now a days the equation is woman = eat + sleep + earn money +spend
thus making women equivalent to spending men na??
sir loved this post of yours ..it was very humorous :).. especially the last part....but I have a bit of doubt in first equation...you said 'Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy and
Donkey = eat + sleep'....but donkey works as well na? we say it in hindi- gadha majduri karna....then how does the 1st equation holds good??
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